Bucket Full Of Shit

Albums albums albums

2007-10-06T23:45:00.000+08:00

Advertising really works.

Support local music industry

Ben's Bitches new album, Mamak Conspiracy, a great way to start your day. The same band who changed the world with "Kotek Berbulu". Songs from the new album like, Aku Suka Jolok, Pensil Besar, AhBeng Emo Metal Love Song are instant hits. But the most recommended song is Bangsar Must Burn, pay attention to the lyrics, it really sums up what Bangsar has became.

On a sidenote,

Wishlist Item #1

But then,

Can i have it as a Christmas present, please? Pwetty pleaseeeee~~??

No Self-control tsk tsk*

2007-09-15T19:29:00.000+08:00

Today i bought 2 items which doesn't serves any purpose to me
Doesn't serves any purpose to anybody around me
Totally worthless.

The name says it all

Don't ask me how , don't ask me why
It was on that moment, my brain signaled me that this book is just too freaking awesome
Come on, the pages are all fucking BLACK, how cool is that

Uber cool

Hence, rises this question, who the fuck writes on a black piece of paper?
What in god's name will you see when you write on a black paper?
Coz writing with a white pen or pencil is just down right retarded.
Retarded.
I get that a lot.

I don't see the point of trying

And last but not least, the final item bought on this faithfull day, which also indicates the demise of my intellectual,
My little "Tofu Car"
All together now........AWwwwwWWWwWWwwwww.....So kyooottt~
I'm so fucked.

AE86 the mini

There will not be a title for this fucking post

2007-09-06T10:55:00.000+08:00

If I have boobs like those, I would have gotten myself a job long time ago.

Girls, I know you love these....

I am modern
&
I am Chinese

This toilet is only for bald and beer-bellied men

Not surprising, I would piss in my pants too if I have a face like that

The best game, EVER...

With all those people surrounding him, it's probably the best way to not offend them

Thank you Jasmine

2007-09-04T11:10:00.000+08:00

BucketfullofShit Literature Lesson

2007-09-01T21:15:00.000+08:00

Creation of Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design,

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee,

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

~courtesy from muchoscko.com~ enjoy....

Check out this horoscope!

2007-09-01T16:04:00.000+08:00

VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

ARIES – TheDaredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, But is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

TAURUS - The Enduring One Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out

Found this somewhere.. Let's see if it's accurate to you guyz.
I have Peter Pan syndrome omg T_T

50th National Day

2007-08-31T17:06:00.000+08:00

It's already been 50 years, half a century,
and exactly 1 year after this post,
how time passes by so quickly,
Happy Merdeka Day, you lucky sonuvabitch...

I can never get sick of this photo

Samsung U600 - Ultra Slim Edition

2007-08-30T20:28:00.000+08:00

It's an unwritten law to blow your 1st pay on your 1st job.

Shiny,.......for now

It's sleek, elegant and sexy, all in one phone. A very slim slider phone to be exact. With a thickness of only 10.9 mm, you won't even notice it's in your pocket. It comes with a 3.2 mega pixels camera but no 3G capabilities though, which is not much of a downside for non-3G users. Comes bundle along with the common utilities like MP3/WMA player, FM radio and etc.

Slim and sexay

This phone unique features is its touchscreen keys. Some say that it is too sensitive but it doesn't bother me once i got use to it. But I did accidentally made some unnecessary calls in the beginning. In fact it is quite fun to use when you are familiarize as you don't need to press down hard like those conventional keys. The only drawback, fucking thumbprints on the beautiful and crisp LCD screen.

Sensitive? I don't think so

In a nutshell, this is a very good-looking phone for good-looking people. Like Uncle 'Scholes'.

Ole Ole Ole

2007-08-28T23:51:00.000+08:00

One of the living legends of Manchester United (and my best buddy) has finally called it a day after spending 11 years at the club, making 366 appearances, scoring 126 goals. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer will always be fondly remembered as the 'super-sub' and scorer of the winning goal in 1999's Champions league Final against Bayern Munich. Ahhh, those were the days.....

I can still remember the times when we used to train together, go to the pubs, the movies, the whore houses..... I hope he still has time to hang out with me even though his new coaching and ambassador role might be taking up a lot of his time. We shall forever remember your contributions to the greatest club in the world. All the best dude, may the force be with you. Love you...

Steph thinks he's cute

The goal that won us the Treble

Happy Birthday Kaivin !

2007-08-24T00:40:00.000+08:00

Happy 23rd Birthday!!
Photos worth thousands words.. malas tulis. Enjoy

Wish you all the best & may your "~ahem birthday wish~" comes true .. !

Lies

2007-08-17T00:34:00.000+08:00

We, human tends to lie. Some people lie without realizing it, some lie for nothing, some lie on purpose. Why must we live within lies? Think of the consequences, things you gonna lose.. love, trust, respect, friends, family etc. People, stop lying your loved ones, be true and sincere. We want beautiful people around us, not ugly liars.

How often you lie? Have you ever thought of your loved ones when u lie? Think about it.. Recall the lies you've made. The people who involved, you will hurt them eventually.

Just mie 2 cents :
Language of sarcasm is not a good practice, think before you use it

p/s mich went insane, sry for inappropriate entry but .. it just came across mie mind.

Congrats to All!

2007-08-13T22:03:00.000+08:00

I'm alone today, on Mon! Sad.. 5 Years in MMU! Finally, we're here!
Congrats to members of c3-9-12 ! Sing Kin, Kai Vin, Kah Aik & Ivy and our regular visitor Kean Chien

Wish you guys all the best !! May..
~Sing Kin gets his dream job in Pearl of Orient
~Kah Aik stays healthy & happy with his job in Far Far Away
~Ivy laughs and scream as loud as you could !
~Kai Vin can get his dream gurlllll & stop eating so much
~Kean Chien, our visitor & frequent driver, start sending your resume and get ya dream job

Memories . .
2003
2004 - I Don't have any pics -_-
2005

2006
Sry SK Quality cacat 2007~
Finally!! Too bad, MMU arranged us in different sessions. Love you guys lots! May God bless us all. Bless me with Lovey Dovey bloke & Lotsa MONEY & last but not least, ideas to contribute to this blog. Congrats everyone to all MMU graduates 2007...!

P/S I'm still alive...

Finally...

2007-08-13T19:11:00.000+08:00

... it's about damn time.
We went through 5 long years,
tonnes of assignments, pages of notes,

crates of maggi mee,

megabytes worth of research,

sleepless nights.

We went from this......

And on the last day, god threw water and mud on us,
Long queues,
Hot stinking sweaty bodies,
Screamed at when entering the hall,
Lethargic and exhaustion,
and the sensation of watching your once uncultivated youthful life diminished into thin air as it is being exploited and raped by the ferocious working industry.

...... to this ( Mr.Teo M.I.A, hopefully not K.I.A)

But it's well worth the wait. Congrats to the graduates of '07.

Our blood, sweat and tears

PS: Congrats to mich too, as her convocation is on the next day. She is still alive and doing well.

Amy (red) Winehouse

2007-08-11T21:28:00.000+08:00

God, she has to be the ugliest singer in the world. What's with that stupid black makeup on her eyes? and that hair, and that missing tooth..... not to forget that annoying 'Rehab' song.

Gwen vs Stupiak Students

2007-08-07T23:59:00.000+08:00

I was just browsing through The Star online when I stumble upon this piece of interesting article. Apparently, a group of shallow minded students are against Gwen Stefani's upcoming concert in our beloved country. As our country prepares to celebrate our 50 years of independence, it really baffles me to find such ignorant pieces of shit. They claim that her performance and attire are not suitable for Malaysian culture. Fuck you! Just because you like to cover yourself up (in a country where you can sweat with just a singlet) and listen to Nasyid music doesn't mean others must follow suit. If anybody wants to watch Gwen's live performance or music video (or porn), those materials are easily accessible via TV and the internet. We don't need her to come to our shores to be 'brainwashed'.

I am in agreement with the columnist that they should instead raise awareness in more pressing issues such as war and poverty. I'm sure spending your time to help the poor and needy would be much more beneficial than protesting against a pop concert. Just for the record, I'm no Gwen Stefani fan. I much prefer the music she did with No Doubt in their early days. Hey, if Britney 'Fugly' Spears, Lindsay 'Rehab' Lohan or Paris 'I don't drink that much' Hilton were to come to our country, I say we stone 'em to death....not before I have my way with them (except Britney)....using 10 layers of condom each.....

Anyway... I'm real embarrassed to have such countrymen. This news even made it to a popular American music site, "Those crazy Malaysian are at it again". Can I have a paper bag please?

I say we bring in more western music and culture. You know what? They might be happy to see black metal bands come here as they might go about with their church burning activities.

ps: KoRn's new untitled album is heavy. Dimmu Borgir's In Sorte Diaboli is great. Gojira sounds decent but lacking solos (only listened to 2 songs).

The Simpsons Movie.

2007-08-01T18:56:00.000+08:00

You must ask yourself this, Why PAY for something you can see on TV for FREE? (Homer asked too.... there's your spoiler.). Simple, it's a CLASSIC. Any big fan of Simpsons wouldn't want to miss it. Sure they've been in the air for 18 seasons and things must had grown old with their irreverent and cocky, satirical comedy. But even so, that is what made Simpsons great. I've must admit that I'm more of a Southpark fan then a Simpsons, but hey, i laughed so hard that I almost piss in my pants and often and, silly as it may seem, was even moved emotionally.

In the movie, we join the Simpsons dysfunctional family including the whole cast of the Springfield residents including some special guest appearance in their twisted and often weird adventures. But the core of the movie, Homer's ability to seek pleasure and still find happiness, is something quite a bit more timeless. More than just a doofus, he's an inspiration to us all...... well at least for me. So don't miss it, unless you are those "anime-loving-yaoi-narutard-fanboys", then you should jump off a building as you are missing a masterpiece.

Spoiler Quotes:

Ned Flanders: The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something...

Homer Simpson: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay

"More than two shakes and it’s playing with it? "

[singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song]

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing from a web? /No he *can't*, cause he's a *pig*. / Look out! / He is the *Spider-Pig*!

PS: Its nostalgic to be writing a review again, as this blog is initially for review, it's just that killing bugs are more fun to blog about....LOL..... will try for more reviews in the future. So stay tune, or not, it's a free country.

Oh, Dear Wonderfull and Heavenly Blog

2007-07-24T21:36:00.000+08:00

Oh, dear merciful and mighty blog,

Please accept our sincere bounty of offerings,

Forgive us for the negligence and irresponsibility

which had been bestowed onto you,

Oh, powerful and eminent blog,

Forgive us as we are young and naive,

We are your humble peasant on our knees

begging for forgiveness,

Bless us with more luck and prosper,

Bless us with more inspirations for more updates,

Bless +1 for his adventure in the land across the sea,

Bless narz for his JOB hunting in the Pearl of Orient,

Bless Mich for not MSN-ing during office hour,

Bless niviak for his innocence, purity and virtuousness.

also bless him with hot cars and fine women, or the other way around....which ever works for you

(to be continued.......)

Dining art of shitz

2007-04-12T17:37:00.000+08:00

Mamamia~

Guys just love to play

2007-03-13T01:44:00.001+08:00

What does bucketfullofshit do when they sit in a girl's car?

They play with plushies~
See, the ultraman is giving a good - job eh :p

ITP - Finale

2007-01-30T23:52:00.000+08:00

ITP Updates #2.

2007-01-23T21:02:00.000+08:00

ITP first casualty...........

~ everybody wants to fuck Rain, lucky bastard ~

Hang in there, its about to end soon, soon, not now, but soon, soon, soon, wtf!?? why not now!, soon, soon, yes soon, soon, very soon, soomn, soon, damn typo error, cibai punya keyboard, soon, soon, soon, sooner or later, soon, soon, for the love of god don't be later, soon, soon, soon...

2007-01-21T21:58:00.000+08:00

FUCK YOU RAIN
FUCK YOU
FUCK

Rain's Coming

2007-01-15T22:33:00.000+08:00

*click on pic for a bigger Rain...

Oh, look who decides to pay Malaysia a visit. It's Mr Rain! Just like how our kiasu neighbours down south like it, in huge amount and for a one day only offer, in pairs. Yeap, besides the 'gift' from up above, we will have a chance to experience a different type of 'rain'. South Korean superstar, Rain, will be coming to Bukit Jaril Stadium on the 27th this month. Where in the world is Bukit Jaril Stadium? I have no fucking idea.

Apparently, this homo thinks that Malaysians haven't had enough rain these past few weeks. Well Mr Rain, check our newspapers when you reach our shores. You'll know that the last thing we need is another 'rain'.

And to show you how ignorant this homo really is, this website has a post regarding the concert, there was a mistake on the venue's spelling. It's ok, mistakes do occur if you have retards working for you. But wait, after being told about the error, they still fucking got it wrong. I guess they are retards among retards.

Innovative/Pervert

2007-01-08T22:05:00.000+08:00

Depending on the 'cleaninest' of your mind, this can either be an informative post or an 18sx post. The person below is Martina Hingis when she was still in her teens.

For the clean guys/gals: It's quite an innovative way to put the tennis ball but I think it's fucking lame! And ugly....

For the fucking perverts: As much as we like to look at upskirt photos, this is one I would rather avoid. Like the tennis ball holder, the ass+panty+fats is plain hideous.

*Picture stolen from Shooshtime.

Merry Christmas!

2006-12-24T15:17:00.000+08:00

Rock The World Rock My Balls......

2006-12-16T23:57:00.000+08:00

Pop Shuvit... and fans

Pop Shuvit

Lo... without him, there'll be no RTW

Head bang with metal band, Insecure

Silent Scream, the rising rock Gods of Malaysia

John is shinning

Yes dude, you are THE man...

There was also this skinhead fella who was obviously high, shaking hands and hugging every person that walked past him. Then he took off his shirt...luckily it stopped there. I was amused by what I saw and forgot to take his picture, my bad :p

Rock The World 7

2006-12-05T00:09:00.000+08:00

As requested by Mich....

You guys know what to do, SilentScream is scheduled to play at 730pm. Be there early to catch other bands too. Tickets are available at the venue (Stadium Merdeka), Tower Records, Music Valley & Maju Junction Mall. It's only RM25! Get your ass here for more info

ITP Updates #1.

2006-11-07T21:32:00.000+08:00

~Spot the Niviak~

~ 'definately' not surfing porn........ ~

Pity me. Left me all alone in the staging area doing documentation the entire day, 9am-6pm. I've made a remarkable discovery that i can actually type THAT fast. What happen to the rest of the people there? U guys can pandai pandai guess lar. SSSssssssssssssssssssss~~~...

Books that can cause moral landslide in Malaysia

2006-11-06T21:09:00.000+08:00

After reading an article in the Sunday Star about books banned in Malaysia, I decided to visit the website and have a look at the list. Here's what i found:

The Heart of Tantric Sex - a must for every horny guy/girl

No Money, No Honey! A Candid Look at Sex-for-Sale in Singapore - so that our local 'massage parlours' won't lose their business

Fashion Illustration Next - somehow fashion show's clothes are usually not wearable outside (peacock feathers on your head???) and see through

Things a Woman Should Know About Seduction - a must for every girl, horny or not

Poems & Prayers for Children - errr..... me thinks it's about Christianity

Read-Aloud Children's Classics - why bother importing the book when kids play computer games all the time instead of reading and playing with toys

1001 Nights Without Sex: The Curse of the Single Girl - where's that girl? call me! my number is 03-99967199

Seduce: 100 Tips to Arouse - another must have :)

Al-Qaeda: Casting a Shadow of Terror - afraid that the locals will get motivated to start their own or join Bin Laden?

Practice of Business Statistics - no wonder our economy is not going anywhere....

Counting Adventures Sound Activity Book, by Disney - secret attempt to boost the businesses of our thriving cybercafes

MUSIC FOR SLEEPY BABIES - great, let the baby cry till the whole neighbourhood awakes

Feel: Robbie Williams - great job, anything Robbie should be banned

An Introduction to Islam - now this is on my least expected list

Sex Lives of the Famous Gays - who wants to know how justin timberlake give K-Fed a blowjob?

Dining with Terrorists - i wouldn't want to do that if i were you.....

Sex in Every City: How to Talk Dirty in Every Language - businessmen, pilots, sailors, etc. please go get one

There are many more but I'm too lazy to comment on every single book. You can go here and have a look yourself.

TMNet Connection.

2006-10-31T01:06:00.000+08:00

Think about the kittens, the kittens, goddamnit.

DO IT FOR THE KITTENS, TMNET.....they are much more important then us, your "loyal" paying customers.

*ganas version of this message to tmnet*

Industrial Training.

2006-10-31T00:49:00.001+08:00

Ok, let's seee......

Proper attire -> checked

Relevant documents and logbook -> checked

And last but not least, the most important stuff,

5 years of knowledge obtained in MMU -> checked....kua

And so it begins, god speed and good luck.
*please dun fire me**please dun fire me**please dun fire me**please dun fire me*
*please dun fire me**please dun fire me**please dun fire me**please dun fire me*

Traffic Watch #2

2006-10-12T17:09:00.000+08:00

Another inconsiderated dumb ass parking like his/her grandfather's piece of land.

This time, right in front of 'MMU will not be responsible for any damage to your car' notice board. So, feel free to do what ever you want to the car of this owner.

This is a friendly public/university service announcement by Bucketfullofshit during the exam week.

Traffic Watch #1

2006-09-25T01:21:00.000+08:00

~ His/her grandfather's parking space ~

Parking woes in Sri Kembangan. This driver is dying for a free paint job and new body kit. Please feel free to contribute to society by lending him/her a helping hand.

Another friendly public service announcement by Bucketfullofshit.

Mid Summer Blues.

2006-09-17T16:23:00.000+08:00

Weather forecast in Cyberjaya: Light snow and thunderous fart winds.

~Boys will be boys~

Perfect weather to take a lovely little stroll outdoors, away from FYP, assignments and projects. Boredem and mounting pressure does unexplainable actions to your mind. And for the 1st time in my 5 years of MMU, I'm proud to say that I am *fucking* looking forward to take the Final Examinations. Mark down on your calender guys, maybe will kena 4D today.

Benedict doesn't like evil men

2006-09-16T22:12:00.000+08:00

The Pope on Tuesday repeated criticism of the Prophet Mohammad by the 14th century Byzantine Emperor Manuel II Palaeologus, who said everything Mohammad brought was evil "such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."

"How can (the Pope) imply that Muslims are the creators of terrorism in the world while it is the followers of Christianity who have aggressed against every country of the Islamic world?" prominent Saudi cleric Salman al-Odeh said.

"(Benedict) will go down in history in the same category as leaders such as Hitler and Mussolini."

Can anybody feel another war coming up? Ever heard of Alzheimers's disease? Do you know that usually old people has it? Do you know how old the pope is? Do you think you would let your grandfather run a huge organization?

Even I, as a non-muslim, was disturbed by that remark. My advice to those people who wish to speak publicly, think before you run your fucking mouth.

*excerpts taken from Yahoo! News*

McD pepper gets me high

2006-09-03T20:29:00.000+08:00

49th National Day.

2006-08-31T22:51:00.000+08:00

It's been 49 years already, 22 years since i've been here.

Forget about the political problems,
Forget about the scandals and racism,
Forget about the 13th May Tragedy,
Forget about the corrupted police force,
Forget about our poor local football quality,
Forget about the over publicity of Siti and Mawi,
Forget about the Miri Girl Fight Club,
Forget about the ridiculous yet hypnotizing i-Gallop ad,
Forget about all the ahbengs, lala's and lolita's gathering aroung Sg.Wang,

It's my country, it's a place where i can call home,
Happy Birthday Malaysia.

~Kami anak Malaysia.~

Freedom.

2006-08-20T18:07:00.000+08:00

I do have a heart you know. After much consideration, we decided to let the poor fella go. His condition has not much improved and we, at BucketFullofShit, grew a close bond towards AhJoo. So its painfull for us to let him go after all those wonderfull time we spent together*sniff*.... and also perhaps his makeshift home stinks like a blardy morgue *yuck!*. I didn't know rotting beatle carcass can smell that bad. It breaks my heart even more when we set him free.......knowing that i won't have the chance to behead and crush him to death. Under the cool evening midst of Cyberjaya, he flew away, towards the dissapearing black silent night, towards an uncertain future that lies ahead of him. So long AhJoo, so long my dear friend..........................

~stupid motherfucker better not come back, if not habis lar dia~

Fuck~!! I hate happy ending, crap @#$#$%^&*$% .

Hungry Ghost Festival.

2006-08-19T23:43:00.000+08:00

Just a sidetrack away from all this attention on that damn bug. We still need to write some decent post, well, once in awhile. So enough of Ah Joo, we'll get back to him later. As we all know, its the month of The Hungry Ghost Festival or to me its Ozzfest or Hellfest(metal heads will know wad im talking bout).

This festival that falls on the 7th month of the lunar New Year is celebrated mainly in China and other countries like Singapore & Malaysia. It is believed by the Chinese that during this month, the gates of hell are opened to free the hungry ghosts who then wander to seek food on Earth. Some even think that the ghosts would seek revenge on those who had wronged them in their lives. The reason why the Chinese celebrate this festival is to remember their dead family members and pay tribute to them. They also feel that offering food to the deceased appeases them and wards off bad luck. This year however, its happening TWICE, due to the double seventh month occurs because the lunar calendar assigns an extra month every three years to balance the lunar and solar cycle. This year, the Ghost Month runs from July 25 to August 23, with the leap seventh month stretching from August 24 to September 21.

Rows and rows of cars and kapchai for the dead

The brave and talented amateur journalist, +1, was sent to Selayang to take some photo's of this celebration. He hates this crap anyway, which is why i'm the one writing it.... and i'm loving it. What better way to spend my "busy" weekends rubbing shoulders with dead souls, sharing a few drinks with drunken ghouls and small chats with the ju-on boy. Our naive and innocent +1, armed with his ....ahem... Sony Ericsson K750i, braved thru this assignment like a renegade soldier. But he was took back by a sight which scared him for the rest of his life. A sight of 2 pigs and a goat.

See... we're not the only one, NOW you can call animal rights

+1 is now sleeping in a fetal position in his dark room crying himself to sleep. That will do +1, that will do. You've did good. Well he still managed to take more pictures during that night.

Rows and rows of roasted pigs

Paper boat to please them....You jump, I jump, remember?

Finale, Burn!!.....don't be alarmed, that woman is a real person, i hope.

~I can hear sounds of yawning and crickets chirping already, goddamnit i promise we will get back to Ah Joo,k? So in the mean time keep your pants on.~

Sacrifice.

2006-08-17T20:57:00.000+08:00

I know i said i'm gonna give them 5 days. But some unpredictable event happened and time is running out too.....plus i love Ah Joo too much to kill him. Ah Joo is not doing well either, his body color begun to change to a brownish-green. Even some parts are turning transparent due to lack of food. So hopefully this sacrifice will please him. If not, we wish him the best of luck and wait for the next cockroach to crawl into our unfortunate home.

So the tribal council has spoken, Nerubian Assassin have to go!!!

But fair is fair, it is 1-1 to Ah Joo because of some "unnatural-intervention" to the Nerubian Assassin. Looking foward to next match.....if Ah Joo is still alive.

Leftovers, anyone?

~Coincidently this is the 50th post, keep up the good work, guys. We are half way there.

Ah Joo, the killer mantis

2006-08-16T00:01:00.000+08:00

Since we have a new pet in da house, it HAS to eat, right? so we decided to feed it with cockroach. poor ol' creature was lying in my bathroom when it was caught. put it together with Ah Joo, for the whole night and morning.

Here's what happened between 9am till 4pm....

As you can see, nothing much was left of the cockroach.... 1-0 to Ah Joo

We decided to award Ah Joo with a piece of leave for his new 'home'. Hope you like it!

Finally, we are hoping to have another 'fight-to-the-death' with a present from our good friend, Stephanie. She donated a beetle for the cause.

That's all for the latest update on Ah Joo. We will continue to provide you with exclusive coverage of the epic battle of Ah Joo vs beetle. Good night Malaysia.

New pet on da house

2006-08-15T00:07:00.000+08:00

While I was happily living my life in front of my computer, located at the 9th floor of Cyberia Condominium, suddenly there is this THING appears beside me on the window !!

With the help of Niviak, we manage to contain this Thing inside a tupperware.

Now, here comes the weird part. Have anyone witness a fucking praying mantis climbed all the way up to 9th floor in the middle of no where?
It is so unfortunate for it to meet up with this shitty bucket family, we've decided to keep it alive and torture to death, muahahaha~!!!

Here's a debut trick performed by this lil Thing here:

It is up for sale if any of u fellows out there wish to rescue this poor creature. It can be a nice pet tou, since it is a carnivorous insect, it might able to eat up the mosquetoes and bugs in ur room.

At the meanwhile, any name suggestion for this poor creature?
This is it, saying 'hi' to it's uncertain future ahead ...

edited by niviak: We decided to name it "ah joo"....

Game Addicts -.-

2006-08-14T23:15:00.000+08:00

This is what I see from MMORPG addict's life

Group A: Game Addict (Single)

1) Addict reaches orgasm each time he/she levels up~~ - does not need to masturbate
2) Addict tells everyone that he/she's making hell lotsa money - virtual money can get him/her "FAME"
3) Addict will kill himself if his/her account got hacked or lost all his/her precious virtual items - good death
4) Addict does not need to take any meals - just needs potions!
5) Addict has big business plan to earn money - "I'll buy this at 200m & sell it off at 400m, then I'll earn 200m!"
6) Addict gets mad when his/her character got killed - shout in front of pc/bang keyboard & mouse/throw monitor
7) Addict pays RM to earn virtual money and claiming that he/she's rich - "Of course it worth! I just use RM10 to get 10millions! Come on count the digits!"
8a) Addict (Male) gets high when he sees sexy female characters especially with horny nicks - they masturbate when they see big boobs and mini skirts
8b) Addict (Female) falls in love when she sees male characters flirting with them/care them e.g. killing monsters for her/deliver potions/give virtual items
9) Addict uses high tech communication: private message/party chat/guild chat/teleport/broadcast/etc - they won't pick up our phone because they don't recognize our form of communication
10) Addict has professional job: mage/warrior/archer/healer/rogue/swordsman/etc - All jobs are similar, sit in front of pc, spamming keyboard and mouse

Group B: Game Addict - Couple (Both addicts)

1) They have dates in games
2) Virtual items are form of gifts
3) They married in game as if they did it in real life
4) They cover each other when leveling
5) Their topic is all about the game and nothing else
6) Their currency is Gold/Cash/etc (Game currency)
7) They fantasized each other characters
8) They quarrel because of the game - use wrong skill/buy wrong item/flirt with opposite characters/caused each either to death/etc
9) They make love because of the game - after married in game
10) They broke up because of the game - pissed with each other in game/having another “game relationship”
11) Their life is just about the game

Group C: Game Addict - Couple (Non addict + addict)

1) Non addict follows addict to cybercafe surf net/msn while addict plays his game
2) Non addict has no choice to learn the game to get into addict's world
3) They quarrel because of the game - addict feels annoyed, lazy to entertain/non addict feels frustrated, hopeless, sad /both gets angry with each other
4) Non addict being neglected because of the game
5) No meet ups, perhaps one lunch/dinner per week with 99% games conversation
6) Non addict believes addict will be back on Earth someday
7) Addict promises to come back Earth when he/she reaches certain level but that level gets higher each time
8) They make love because of the game - server down/maintenance/or no electricity
9) They broke up because of the game - being ignored/feel annoyed/no topic/fights/quarrels/etc
10) Their life is about the game - everyday complain bout the game/not much time staying together/being ignored/etc
11) Addict forgot his/her real life anniversary but remember time/date for his marriage in game

Are you a game addict? Answer in this way [Yes or No/Game/Group/#/Comment]

Mich: Yes / RAN Online / More to Group C T_T / #A1, #B1, #B5, All in C except #C1(Streamyx la duh)
Comment: I wanna burn down all Game companies! Especially E-Games coz this goddamn low quality game is giving me problems!! ArGh! Who should I blame? He? Or the game? *SoBz*

***From mich to bucketfullofshit member: Wahaha, U guyz must be shocked seeing this post neh. I write this in office -__- Nothing better to do. Wonder why i write this? See too much addicts in game and I tulan them LoL!! (Tulan myself) Miss c3-9-12 a lotz! Esp. Maggi Mee/ Maggi Cup kaka^^ Will write again if I have something new to tulan about
When wanna GO makan minum? ^_^ Don't forget call me wor, not in MMU plz 10Q ^^

Ah Beng Rap, Dun pray pray.

2006-08-12T04:17:00.000+08:00

Funny as hell~!! I used to have the whole movie ( short film actually ) during my mallacca alpha days. Can't belief i deleted it. Stupid.

Don't really understand much hokkien, but Hey, you don't really need to understand anything when an AhBeng is rapping with "tet-no" music blasting in the background. Instant classic.

Kan ni nabeh chau chee bai, that's all i need to know.

Bucket Full Of Shit Mega Sales

2006-08-09T00:58:00.000+08:00

In view of the mega sales going on in all good shopping complexes, I would like to have a mega sales on this very site. However due to good response, most of the items are being sold before I even had a chance to announce it. Fear not, there are 2 items left that I would like to offer you, readers, at a dirt cheap price.

First up is a very cool looking guitar. It's a strat copy with 3 single coil pickups, 2 tone knobs and 1 volume knob. Ultra long strap to look fucking cool while playing (if u can play it that low). The guitar is about 6 years old and is still in good working condition. As a reader of this blog, I would gladly throw in a set of Ernie Ball strings. Good bargain eh.... I'm selling it for RM200. Check out this guitar at Lelong

The second item up for sale is a Marshall amplifier. This baby is 10 watts, therefore it makes a good practice amplifier or for beginners. It's not that heavy so you can bring it anywhere you want.... friend's house, birthday party, toilet.... The amp is also 6 years old. Again, it's in good condition. Selling for RM250. Check it out at Lelong

This is a very serious post! I'm really selling it. If anyone wants to buy it, plz contact me at narcolepsyz@gmail.com. If you buy both, i will give u a discount. Thanx guys!!!

p.s. The guy in red is one of our contributors, not me.

Niviak Saves The Day

2006-08-08T18:35:00.000+08:00

2 post in one day, that probably sums up my holiday. Jumping from blog to blog , i came over to this site, hey howboutthat, our female counterparts~!! Oh wait, forgotten that mich is a female * big SLAP on face**ouch*
Well, there's one thing though, why are all the male lecturer getting all the attention?? Mr.Naeem, Mr.Lim, Mr. Shahiman, even the famous Snake Wong ( in another sub-site) and Mr.Pocket??(whoever he is) . This is unacceptable. What about the female lecturers?? What about their feelings?? Pity them being outnumbered by their male counterparts. Pity them not able to be the wet dreams of the colony of male students in FOE.

But, not on my watch~~!! Justice shall be done today~~!!

Ms. Angela Amphawan

-beautiful, sophisticated, model-liked height, hitam manis .
-chinese-indian parentage (i think) .
-forgotten what she taught me......daydreams, AhhHhhhh, heaven sent angel, AhhHhhh...

Ms. Ngu Eng Eng

- cute name. engengengengengengengeng.
-straight up cili padi, sweet looking but able to lay a smackdown on your ass.
- narz hates her for asking him not to sleep during lecturer, how can you hate that sweet face?
-all together now, Boo sama Narz, BooOOooOOooOOoo~!!!!!

Ms. Teng Hse Tzia

- nicknamed "ronaldinho", no idea why? go ask AhKean(aka Mr.Scholes) for clarification.
- no-bullshit-math-lecturer, she'll take no prisoners.

Ms. Florence Choong Chiao Mei

- the new "chick" on the block .
- Mr. Mamun halftime substitution.
- dunno much about her, PureE students anyone care to do it?

Dr. Ian Chai??

-WakakakaKakAKaKAKakAKAkaKAka.........LOL *rolling on floor, clutching my abdomen*
-OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG....... *wipe tears in eyes*
-sorry, my bet, couldn't help it......ahem, moving on.

Dr. Tan Ai Hui

- FINALLY~!! The apple of my eye, the kyooootest one of all.
- i know i've mention this before, she's like an ipod nano which you can take and keep in your pocket. so cuteee that you wanna pinch her cheeks till it bleeeds.
- taught me during my 1st year, and yet again have no idea what subject she taught me. (whatever was i doing then, sleeping??)
- did i mention that she is cute..??
- smart, intelligent, cute, friendly, mesmerizing, cute (yet again).
- gosh i need to splash myself with cold water, i sound creepy and weird already.

Ahh, now i can sleep peacefully knowing that i had done a good deed.

Confirmed whore.

2006-08-08T17:03:00.000+08:00

I'M A CERTIFIED YOUTUBE WHORE.

Final Year Project? NOooo....
Studying for midterm? NOooo....
Doing other project assignments? NOooo....
Cranked-up ipod? Yeahhh....
President Bush? Yeahhh....
Watching YouTube? Fuck Yeahhh....

A & W

2006-07-29T23:57:00.000+08:00

guess what you get when:-
a&w + root beer + vanilla float + an advertisment featuring a female model + free time + niviak ,who hates a&w + boredem

you'll get: a bunch of guys(and a girl) laughing hysterically while giving pervetic looks at each other

A&W, can't "come" on us? we'll "come" on you.......wait, isn't that McD?

Honestly i really loathe A&W ( Awfull & Waste of my fucking time). My parents just looooovees it, which is why it's a child natural sense of instinct to dislike whatever his parents like. Never like root beer to begin with, the burger is not that fantastic. So what if the coney dog had already been enlarged, the fries still sucked. Move over A&W, McD is the "in" thing now. But im expecting my future child to hate McD. Karma's a bitch.

Yes......It is McD~!!

Sixshot - Solo Transformer Assault Group

2006-07-18T23:58:00.000+08:00

I luv transformers.....

A Tale of 3 Dudes

2006-07-17T21:09:00.000+08:00

Never "Diu Gau" people's mother.

2006-07-14T03:50:00.000+08:00

The Sun claims that Materazzi called Zidane a "son of a terrorist whore".
The Guardian claims that the charming Materazzi said, "I wish an ugly death to you and all your family," and then told Zidane to "go fuck yourself".
The Independent claims that Materazzi made an extremely derogatory comment about his sister. That version is backed up by lip-readers from the Brazilian TV channel Globo. They claim Materazzi called her a "prostitute".

Whatever it is, giving the same circumstances, if it would happen to me, I'll probably did the same thing as Zidane did.....much worse too. Of course you'll be pissed off if somebody cursed at your mother. But as a professional, you must keep a cool and calm attitude even under huge ammount of pressure. Oh damn, I just had a "Shebby" moment right there. This is where the line between professionalism and basic human nature blurs. Fight or Flight. Or flight first and then pop his ass in the parking lot when his entering his car. Or you could do a "Mafia" style drive-thru. Now that is what i call ironic. Whatever that rocks your boat, dude.

Oooo, and don't rub on people's nipple too.
Materazzi asked him: "What, don't you like it?"
The French captain replied: "A bit too hard to turn me on."
Picked up from some online article. Thought it was some steamy sex story at first.
Kinda ghey, don't you think?

ITALIA

2006-07-10T07:28:00.000+08:00

Well well.... My prediction was wayyyy off but I did get the most important thing right, the winner. The French dives again, probably got some pointers from Wenger. I'm not saying that the Italians don't dive but that's not the point here. The point is, Malouda DIVED to get a fucking penalty and Mr 'my steel bald head can break your bones' Zidane was lucky to score it. By the way, what a header from him. I've seen some head-butts in my life but to the chest? Gotta give it to him for originality. It's a pity Barthez didn't show off his famous blunders, I guess he's a humble guy. Henry.... Just stick to Arse-nal.....

The score line was a bit disappointing.....very disappointing. I can understand why the French cannot score because the suck but why can't Toni score 5 goals to entertain me? Italian top scorer konon... Same goes to you Henry. Stupid Italians always give the ball away. Stop thinking about your clubs!! They will be relegated. And then..... Man Utd will buy a few of them and kick Chelsea's (and Liverpool... sorry Arsenal, you're not worth mentioning. Go play with Spurs) butt.

Anyway, 2010 will be Argentina's turn to lift the cup. Everybody else can suck Mourinho's dick for the next 4 years. I dunno why I said that......

Italy v France

2006-07-09T00:36:00.000+08:00

The 2006 World Cup is finally coming to an end very soon. The final will be between Italy and France. I'm going to make a very bold prediction here, not just the score line but a minute by minute prediction. I shall start by naming the possible lineup for both teams.

Italy will play a 4-5-1 formation with the following players:
GK - Buffon
DEF- Grosso, Materazzi, Cannavarro, Zambrotta
MID - Gattuso, Pirlo, Perrotta, Camoranesi, Totti
FWD - Toni

France will have the exact formation too with:
GK - Barthez
DEF - Sagnol, Thuram, Abidal, Gallas
MID - Vieira, Makelele, Zidane, Ribery, Malouda
FWD - Henry

The following will be the minute by minute (almost) match prediction:

00' Start of the first half. Italy to get the game rolling.
01' Totti passes the ball to Toni. Toni skips past 2 defenders with only Barthez to beat. He shoots straight to Barthez who couldn't catch it cleanly.
05' Zidane passes to Ribery who races down the flank to cross it to Henry. Henry appears to be fouled by Cannavarro by the referee was not convinced.
11' A long goal kick by Barthez reaches Henry. He chested it down and raced towards goal with Materazzi chasing after him. A tackle by the Italian and Henry was seen going to ground and rolled in agony all the way to the cameramen. A yellow card for the absurb play acting.
20' Great passing by the Italian midfield leads to a Totti v Barthez showdown. However his effort was denied by the woodwork.
30' Gattuso wins the ball from Vieira and crosses it to Perrotta who races forward and crosses it to Toni who heads it wide.
34' Barthez dribbles the ball almost to the Italians half but losses it to Pirlo. Pirlo lobs the ball towards goal only to miss by an inch. What was the French keeper thinking?
41' French freekick. Zidane takes it by couldn't get pass the solid Italian wall. The ball bounces back to Toni. The Seria A top scorer makes a fool out of Thuram and goes one on one with Barthez.
42' GOAL!!! Toni scores his 3rd goal in this World Cup. Italy are leading the match.
HALF TIME

SECOND HALF
48' A superb cross by Malouda finds Ribery who chested it down and shoot towards the goal. Buffon was finally beaten! Ribery did a summersault celebration but landed awkwardly. It looks like a dislocated foot. To make matters worse, the goal was disallowed for offside.
49' Substitution: Ribery OFF. Wiltord IN.
55' A back pass by Pirlo finds Camoranesi. He goes for goal, hit the woodwork but Toni was there to head it back into the net. GOAL!!! 2-0 to Italy. France are in deep shit...
61' Foul by Materazzi on Henry. However Henry was furious and pushes Materazzi to the ground. Players from both teams were arguing and the pitch looks like a meeting between 2 rival gangs. Henry was shown a Red card while Materazzi received a yellow.
63' Free kick to Italy just outside the penalty box. GOAL!!! Andrea Pirlo with a superb free kick to put it beyond France's reach.
70' Substitution: Toni OFF. Del Piero IN.
72' Del Piero makes a mockery out of the French defence with his sublime skills. Barthez fouls him with a flying kick towards Del Piero's gut. The referee has no choice but to send Barthez off.
A penalty kick to Italy.
73' Substitution: Sagnol OFF. Coupet IN.
73' Totti steps up to take the penalty. GOAL!!! 3-0!!!
80' Camoranesi with a well taken long shot from just outside the box. GOAL!!! Italy couldn't have asked for more. They are 4 goals up.
85' All the French players are back to defend a corner. The ball drifts in towards goal. Zidane's balding head got to the ball first. A powerful header by Zidane ended up behind the net instead of clearing it. Certainly not something he would like to remember for the French legend. Can you believe it? 5-0 to Italy.
90' Another corner to Italy. Can Italy put another dent into the French defence?
91' Captain Marvel scores from a header. Nobody was marking the Italian captain. Goal!!! Big big mistake against someone the likes of Fabio Cannavaro.
92' End of match.

There you go, my prediction for this years World Cup final. A 6-0 victory to Italy. They have won the World Cup 4 times now. Henry, being the Arsenal player he is, has learn a thing or two from his former teammate, Pires. Vieira was not inspiring as his trademark sperm on the jersey was clearly missing. Barthez? Back with his usual blunders. How did I get my absolutely accurate prediction? I asked the crystal ball :)

Dear Mr. David Beckham

2006-07-02T02:17:00.000+08:00

Dear Mr. David Beckham,

How are you? I notice that you are suffering some leg injury at this current moment. It is such a pity to sub you out from the match that causes you not being able to participate in the penalty missing feast.

While you were sitting on the bench, does the match recall any of your past memory for football? Rooney SENT OFF, England LOST in penalty. World cup 98 perhaps? Against Argentina, RED CARD, LOST in penalty, remember??? Poor Rooney, after suffering from the leg injury, he has to go through all these. I bet there is no 1 else knows exactly how he feels now other you Mr. Beckham.

Oh ya, please beg your club manager to allow C. Ronaldo to join you since he is so interested. Unless you wanna read some news about Rooney throwing pizza in MU dressing room to Ronaldo but ter-hit Ferguson. Dun worry, it will definitely be a good buy, Real Madrid will comfirm beat MU in Champions League with the present of Ronaldo, judging by the way he played for Portugal against England, got his club teammates sent off, and kicked in the last penalty :D

p.s. I felt sorry for you of your wife too. Cheryl (Ashley Cole's chick) who was sitting beside Victoria is way 'chunner' than her. At least Cole can feel a pair of natural boobies and 10 years younger.

From your dearest die heart fan
IloveDB

Owning, kali kedua.

2006-06-23T01:49:00.000+08:00

Just when i thought i was at the right place and at the right time for this classic picture, something like this came along. It's a lil'bit gross for all you pussies with weak stomach.

I won't explain what happen, lets just say we leave it to narz to verify the situation.

World Cup Germany 2006

2006-06-17T00:59:00.000+08:00

World Cup fever is here boys and gals! Here are my thoughts on this years' teams. Oh yeah, I support Argentina. Go Messi!!! *drolls*~~

Germany - They are the host nation, they can fuck anybody, anyway they want.

Poland - Even two of Germany's most prolific striker (both Polish born) are not playing for them.

Costa Rica - Paolo Wanchope, has been. The team, never been. Then again, Wanchope was a never been in the first place.

Ecuador - Nothing to say about them...

England - If Rooney plays, they play like the Malaysian team. Without him, they play like SMK Kampung Boyz team. Not that there's much difference between the teams.

Trinidad & Tobago - What can you possibly do when ~~Dwight Yorke~~ a certain player in the team fucks Jordan and has a 'special'child with her.

Paraguay - Paragliding out of the World Cup?

Sweden - Probably just slightly better than England. "You got Rooney, we got Ibrahimovic."

Argentina - The strongest team in the World Cup. They don't even need wonderkids like Messi to win games. Who wants to be the next team to receive a 6-0 spanking?

Serbia & Montenegro - This will be the first and last World Cup outing for the boys as the former Yugoslavia will split as a contry in the near future. No more S&M in a year's time. Sorry boys, your're here to make up the numbers.

Ivory Coast - With players playing for Arsenal and Chelsea, they have no chance in hell!

Holland - Their tactics? Pass the ball to Robben and pray that he doesn't dive on the way to goal.

Mexico - The salsa power will help them through the first round. That's all!! What do you expect from salsa? Like spinach to Popeye?

Angola - Your are better off crawling back to your former master, Portugal.

Iran - Haven't seen them play but I wonder if they wear long pants and long sleeves.. Hmmm....

Portugal - Might have a good chance if Ronaldo doesn't show off his Joga Bonito skills.

Italy - Camaronesi probably regrets not playing for Argentina but then again, Italy is not a bad choice.

United States - I hope they don't start picking up the ball, do a 'hit and run' on defenders and sprint towards the goal for touch down.

Ghana - Another Chelsea player in the team who happens to shoot blanks (not only on field *winks*).

Czech Republic - Keep on trying guys, you will always be a good team that goes nowhere in competitions.

Brazil - Fat striker? Short left back? BUgs bunny midfielder? Granpa right back? What a strange team but no chance against the normal looking Argentines.

Australia - Why don't you pack up early and go back down under....

Croatia - I must say, your jersey is quite nice for chess but football?

Japan - I bet the players watch homemade AV 24/7 in their hotel rooms.

France - What do you get when you put the world's best striker, nearly bald midfielder, and a bald AND short keeper? Another first round elimination withour scoring a goal!

South Korea - With France as group mates, you are sure to advance.

Switzerland - Famous for Marina Hingis, Roger Federer, Swatch, banks. Notice that football was not mentioned.

Togo - A lot of people have been asking me this, "Where is Togo?" My answer, "somewhere in Africa."

Spain - If they can get 4 past Ukraine, how about Tunisia and Saudi? 6? 8?

Tunisia - Honestly, do I look like I care about them?

Ukraine - Even Chelsea's new locker room gigolo striker cannot elevate the team's status to World Cup contenders.

Saudi Arabia - *refer to Iran*

Communicating(the old school way)

2006-06-12T20:15:00.000+08:00

Communication had been a very important aspect in our everyday life. With the advancement of modern technology, it changes our ways of communicating with each other. From telephone lines to the internet, satellites to 3G, video-conferencing to cyber sex. As an engineer (future engineer......hopefully.....pray 2 god), i understand the importance of communications for the betterment of humankind. But i want to bring you back to the oldest but most efficient method of communicating. This long forgotten method is still being used now, even in the midst of all this advance technologies.

The Common 3rd Finger.

- with a closed fist, extend the middle finger out.
- use to send messages such as : "Fuck you"or"Fuck off"or"Lick my balls, you donkey-raping-shit-eater"
- use to show aggression, authority, drunk, warning, attitude, very drunk, etc.

~what it looks like on the receiving end, also means that you're an asshole to somebody~

The 3rd Finger with Extended Thumb.

- almost the same as its counterpart above, the only difference is with the thumb extended out with the middle finger.
- this gives an illusion that your message is much bigger and clearer to the receiver.
- the receiver could receive it even if he/she is 100m away.
- widely used while operating on a automobile, especially when the horn is broken.

The Inverted 3rd Finger.

- introduced much later compared to the both.
-same as the rest, but this time the thumb is slotted in between the index and middle finger.
-used by people who wants to break away from the traditional 3rd finger.
-common amongst the younger generation because it potrays sophistication and individuality.

The Two-handed 3rd Finger.

- from the diagram(not a good one, apologies), clearly shown the use of the other hand.
-mostly aided with audio, which is the sound of the slapping made from hitting the back of the 3rd fingered hand.
-used when the sender feels ultimately provoked.
-gives an advantage when showing it to blind people because of the audio aid.(but seriously don't do it to blind people, you'll go to hell)

This are the very few of this ever so popular method of communicating. With so many raw and talented people everywhere, many variations of it has already been created. Like the Italians "whathefuck" sign which had been popularized quite recently in movies, sitcoms and the Serie A. Therefore sometimes the old is always the way to go. So what are the pro's and con's of this method?
Advantages:
-inexpensive and effective.
-simple and easy to be implemented.
-no latency.
-no interference.
Disadvantages:
-crude and old.
-might get your ass kicked.
-not suitable to be used on parents/in-laws/lecturers/deans/authority figures/ah longs/triads/20ft great white shark/anything that might get you killed.

The Dummies Guide To Metal

2006-06-03T16:46:00.000+08:00

Both the most active contributors of this shitty blog are big fans of music, metal to be exact. However, this genre of music is not well known to most people. They think that it's all about noise and endless screaming. Some will go as far as labelling ALL metal to be satanic. Fear not people, I present to you a short description of all the sub-genre in metal:

HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.

VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

GRIND METAL
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

GOTHIC METAL
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.

PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the HEAVY METAL protagonist.

INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

SPEED METAL
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are
still looking for the one who did this.

CHRISTIAN METAL
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

BATTLE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.

NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

EMO
The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.

*article illegally copied from Roadrunner Records

DaVinci Code - review

2006-05-31T18:31:00.000+08:00

Before i start, i want to state that i extremely loathe yuppies/teens. I can't believe i went thru that period of my life. The sight of them makes me sick to the inner core of my stomach. So happens its school holiday this week, oh the fucking horror. Every where i turn, every i see, fucking kids around. Aarghhhh~!! WTF~!! I hate long queues~!! Every single species of them spawned out at every corner, lala-chai's/mui's, spoilt rich kids, and fucking emo kids. I fucking DESPISE emo kids~!! WTF~!! Go watch X-Men 3 lar, diu, don't waste valuable space for matured, smart-thinking individual like me.

Moving on, this movie requires a brain to watch. Unlike Doom. I like how they begin the movie with Professor Langdon giving a lecture about history of various symbols, how the majority of the class intepret wrongly of each symbols. Like when he shows the symbol of the devil's pitchfork, and the camera pulls back and shows it to be a piece of one of the Greek God's Trident. After that, I was literally in the movie then. Very intrigue by how they solve the puzzles which led to another one. Mystery after every mystery, no cheap explosion, no over the edge visual effects is needed to create tension and suspense towards finding out the true mystery of the whereabout of the Holy Grail.

Not one of Tom Hank's best movie. Average acting if compared with his other works. But newcomer, Audrey Tautou as Sophie Neveu was significantly delicious. Gosh how i wish to be able to lick and fuc.... anyway, to cut it short, she was freaking hot. Especially with the french accent. Small and petite, my type. She's cute too, when she jokingly try to walk on water. Got me giggling like a fifteen year old boy. Jean Reno was as his usual cop/agent/police/some fucking authority role, which never grows old. But he was outshone by Paul Bettany, the cool looking, ass-kicking, nun-killing, trigger happy, S&M albino monk, Silas. C'mon, even his name sound so damn cooooool. Silas Yong anyone, yes? no? fuck you guys man. I actually cared about this character even though he kills people. You can feel deep sympathy for him when his being misused by Dr.Octopus (dunno wtf is his name, dun care). His misguided rather than psychotic.

The ending was an OK, would be better if people who had read the book didn't spoil it for me. FUCK you, you know who you are, hope you guys burn in hell. Which bring me to a conclusion, Don't read books, eventually there will be a movie made after it. Does the movie get boring and long-winded? Ofcourse it does. Anything that had to do with history and religion gets none of my attention. And the movie drags on even when the mystery had already been solved. Thats the only negative side of the movie, other than that, I say its a very good movie. Recommended.

And NO, i'm still not reading that bloody book.

NaRz's Holiday Resolution

2006-05-26T23:01:00.000+08:00

Rob old ladies of their 'funeral fund' to buy Sony Ericsson W810i. 'Nuff said.

'Kau' some gals to go watch X-Men, The Da Vinci Code and MI3 with me. Interested applicants can send a ~~nude~~ photo of themselves to hornybucket@shit.com.

Choose my Final Year Project (FYP) title. I hope they have one about 'monostable vibrator' so I can make one and test it out on some 'test subjects'.

Sit by the phone everyday and hope that some fucked up company will call and hire me for industrial training. Note to said companies: salary - >RM1000, working hours - 1pm-5pm, dress code - ONLY underwear (especially the ladies).

Shebby's MyTeam to rape our national football team's ass. Final score prediction, 6-0. Match prediction, national team players will start making flying tackles as a result of being 4-0 down, a brawl will start (which will be the highlight of the match) and 2 national team players will be sent off. Credits to Million Too for the prediction.

DaVinci Code (not the review)

2006-05-23T18:25:00.000+08:00

Yesh, after a long period in hiatus, i'm back. Exams, same crappy fucking excuse everybody gives, but my excuse it that i got my dick stuck in my zipper while masturbating, can? Doesn't it sounds more refreshing and new. Well now that our normal civillian lives are back( yes, we do go into our"superhero" mode during exams.), i can get back to what is truly more meaningfull in life, MOVIES. I miss the opening of DaVinci code, thus this is gonna be my fucking revenge. By the power of god, if everything is right i can watch that movie and be done with the review. Tata.

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You guys think that's gonna be it, huh?Fuck no. Ofcourse im gonna start bitching unrelevant stuff. 1st of all, well, there are alot of bad reviews for that movie. So, why bother watching? Simple, got caught up by the hype of it. Like herds of little sheep being lead to the butcher shop.
I just wan to see whats the fuss izit about, haven't read the book though(not planning to anyways). So my review will based entirely from the movie, fuck the book, fuck Dan Brown. 2nd of all, while i'm at it, fuck you guys in the Vatican. What the hell are you pricks so mad about? You have to opposed everything, don'tcha? Pity those country which they banned it, especially to those which they censored the ending of the story. I mean what in-fucking-god's-name is that suppose to do any good? Its like bonking a smokin' hot blonde and just when you about to reach orgasm, she got off and left. Its just a fictional book, FICTION, get it. A made-up story. I think every copyrighted item should come with this small print:

its already on my phone and desktop, just incase

Besides whats there to argue about? The world will be a better place without religion. That's what im sticking to. More people died in the name of god than anything else, think about it, i heard this phrase from a comedian, yes, a comedian. Even a funny man could make more sense then any priest/monk/etc.

Greetings from Kuantan.

2006-05-06T22:26:00.000+08:00

Top 10 reasons your university is fucked up

2006-05-03T01:32:00.000+08:00

1) Students needing to meet with their academic advisor to register course but still cannot even after meeting them because they never bother to key in the details.

2) You went to see your lecturer/tutor at 9:30am but the entire floor is empty. Last time I checked, office hours are 9am-5pm.

3) Your lecturer asks you to hand in the assignment to him personally early in the morning but doesn't show up at all even after a few hours later.

4) Your lecturer is not in his room 90% of the time

5) Your lecturer smokes before and after class, without fail.

6) Your lecturer tells you not to trust his lecture sessions entirely because he might 'chui sui' (talk crap).

7) Your lecturer ends class 10 minutes early because students needs 10 minutes to walk to the next class.... according to him. Lecturer=Snake? Student=Snail?

8) Your lecturer talks to the computer while giving lectures.

9) Your lecturer proclaims that he's the top 5 lecturer in the university and it doesn't matter if you hate him because God likes him.

10) Your university appears in Jeff Ooi's blog for the wrong reasons. Here and here.

Project Rockstar

2006-04-27T22:46:00.000+08:00

Ever wanted a mini-rockstar on your computer table? Well, i don't give a crap if you want one or not, this is just another filler post. We are currently running dry of blog materials. Well, this have to do. So, shutup, sit back and enjoy( atleast act like your enjoying it).
This is a little mini project which i wanted to do since i saw this magazine called "Arts Project". So, i decided to do one out of sheer boredom. Since i'm a big fan of metal, I designed this little character with a "metal-rocker" theme. You can create any character you like actually, just need Adobe Photoshop and some creative thinking juices. My mini-rocker can be downloaded here. Just cut along the lines and fold. You don't need to be a genius to do it.

~Badass mofo'~

~Side view, with heineken beer on the right hand~

~The legendary "Devil's Horn" sign, a must~

Give it a try. Its entertaining and fun, plus it beats the hell out of studying for final exams.

Our Beloved MMU.

2006-04-20T01:03:00.000+08:00

Our university had gotten famous. Well not suprising since we are 2nd in popularity for a local university. But its for all the wrong reason. While visiting jeffooi.com, earlier i caught this startling news about our beloved uni. Looks like any normal scholarship programme.....but with a twist. One of the requirements needed is race. Ah, Rasicsm, rasicsm ,rasicsm, the big-O taboo subject.......haih, gimme something new please. Its the same old freaking story, over and over again. Well this is not the 1st time i saw this in the bulletin board, i remember seeing it ages ago. Narz try to access the it, but fail to do so. Hmm, wonder why??*grin* Not that i don't have a problem with it, i do. Racial discrimination is a big NO-NO in my dictionary, but they tend to bore me until the end. Cmon, we stay in a country with 3 different major races, of course there's bound to be problems. Even 2 individual staying in the same house together can be sick of each other, what more if its a whole country.

Futher searching on the same site, i found another post about MMU. Boy, we sure are getting that 1st spot soon. Its a letter written by one of our graduated seniors. While waiting for the convo, he/she receive a letter of termination by MMU because he/she forgot to submit his/her MUET results. I won't spoil the whole thing for you. But yet again it doesn't come as much of a suprise to me. Its not the 1st time that i found out that MMU administration is incompetant, doesn't matter if its the finance or security, all of them share the same common bond.

~mmu, your journey never ends~

Hail The motherfucking Judge

2006-04-19T23:57:00.000+08:00

this is taken from one of my favourite movie of all time, Hail The Judge by Stephen Chow. there are a lot of funny dialogues in the movie but it's quite impossible for me to show it all. here's an example of the funny shit... the audio is kinda crappy, so please increase your speakers volume. don't worry, it's not one of the scaring the wits out of you scam.

Behold the Greatest Prom On Earth - I

2006-04-17T17:28:00.000+08:00

Before we go thru what went on during the night, let us discuss why is this uNite'06 must be the greatest prom even b4 the event started.

6 society 2gether-gether join to make an event.

Fuiyo, look at the number and the names of the club u also know this 1 sure happening adi 1 la. EngSoc got FOE leng chai, ITs got computer IT freak...err...nerd? (sorry, its juz a lame joke), FOMs FOM chun chicks~!!!!, CMC futher designer from FCM, ISS international student from everywhere in there world, and finally LAW society which i have no idea why they doing in cyber but i guess they must have known that this will be the GREATEST prom on earth, thats y they also wanna join gua...

Most VVIP and VIP invited

Guess what we have in the house, Tun Mahathir with his wife, Tun Siti Hasmah, along with Datuk Mustaphar the higher education minister accompany by Dato Prof. Gauth, this is so cool weiii... We get to c our legendary ex-prime minister in real person at least once in our life time b4 he er..em... And our own university chancellor too. ( anyway we'll be shaking her hand also during the graduation day, so not so of a suprise) Mustaphar is here also, i tot he surpose to be busy with the IPTA entry thingy where all the straight A's student complain that they can't get JPA la, cannot study doctor la bla bla bla thingy, but he still manage to take out a bit of his precious time to come to this Greatest prom on earth, big applause for him.

If u feel that thats all, it is still nothing yet because there are only 4 people i've mention. More to come, ambassator from 15 countries also joined this event. It is not easy u know, to get these 15 representative to come, not like ah beng ah lian also can come 1 u know. And the last 1, before the event, the committee mention ' You all are VIPs during that nite, come and enjoy the nite, make it the most memorable nite of your life' HUAAAAA... i believe alot of people never been a VIP before rite? When people say like this, u go anot? Of course wear nice nice, class abit must go 1 ma, VIP wo...

The 1 and only prom in MMU

Like wat it says, this is the only 1 and only 1 prom for this year in mmu. If dun wan 2 join this uNite'06, where else to go wo... Since they have no competitor, they MUST be the greatest prom at least in MMU Cyberjaya this year, congrats~!

Having the most theme in 1 Nite

Image ... U attend an event, which is your graduation prom. U go there, meet up with your frens and all. At the same time, u got to be part of the participant in a peace conference, whereby u ask every1 stop killing the killers and vice versa. And more, helping MMU to brand it name and meeting with students from forgein countries, isn't it amazing? Isn't great? By just simply attend an event in 1 night, u got to do so many things at the same time. Great deal.

The story continues...

Behold the Greatest Prom on Earth - Prologue

2006-04-17T01:29:00.000+08:00

Behold the GREATEST prom ever, joint venture organized by our very own MMU clubs : ISS, EngSoc, ITs, FOMs and CMC, supervise by STAD and SRC members. I hereby present to u:

uNite'06

An award winning event for

Highest record of attendance in a PHOTO SHOOTING SESSION.
The most LUXURIOUS meal provided in a prom nite ever.
The CHEAPEST ticket rate for such GRAND event.
The most number of VIP invited to the event. Total 1700++ VIPs
The highest publicity ever made and the most HAPPENING current topic AFTER the event.

stay tuned, as the lastest blog member of the bucket full of shit contribute a piece of shit into the bucket...

We'll be BACK~!!

2006-04-11T23:27:00.001+08:00

The crew is currently away due to examination. Keep your pants on.

~Paying attention in class is hard work~

~I Love Cats~

2006-04-11T23:06:00.000+08:00

Kiasu Johoreans

2006-04-07T23:16:00.000+08:00

i found this very interesting article on The Star today. apparently we have students who are attending primary and secondary schools in singapore. these poor students have to wake up as early as 4am just to get ready for school. that's about 3 hours before the fucking school starts!!!! they wake up at 4am while i sleep at 4am, neat huh.... apparently there are about 10000 young MALAYSIAN kids doing this. reason being?

“My parents send me to a Singapore school so that I can speak better English, as schools there use it as the medium of instruction.”

i just want to say "bravo!!!" to those who think so. i study in a MALAYSIAN SCHOOL, both primary and secondary. although i don't have excellent english, (dare i say) my command of the language is quite good. and i don't use Singlish la you know, u kiasu pieces of shit. i have a lot of friends educated in MALAYSIA and speaks GOOD english. it boils down on the way you, as a parent educate your children. if you want your kids to speak good english, speak to them in english (unless you're equally dumb as your 5 year old kid). make them read english story books or anything that interest them. last resort, send them for tuition.

"Her younger sisters attend primary school in Singapore while her parents work there as well; her father is a technician, and mother a clerk. "

oh my fucking god!!!! your bloody family is working and studying there. why don't you just apply for citizenship and get the hell out of malaysia. oh i know, the singaporean goverment probably rejected your application gazillion times because you are of no use to them. one's a technician, one's a clerk.... ada apa guna kepada kerajaan singapora? TIADA!!!

i really pity the poor kids, waking up at 6am for school everyday is a torture to me last time. 4am everyday? you might as well kill me. i don't blame the kids, the parents should not be so narrow minded. sure, they might have better english than your average Johoreans but think about the daily mental and physical torture your child have to endure every-fucking-single day. i guess living a stone throw's away from kiasu land really does make one a kiasu.

photo courtesy of The Star Online

Cheers to you.

2006-04-04T20:15:00.000+08:00

Relating our previous post, someone actually left a comment on our YouTube account. Not that we are expecting any, but truthfully i was really curious about what someone had to say. As i log on to the account, the comment was like this

Come on. Its just a harmless little video of some innocent girl band. Don't go using harsh words on it. Not that I'm a big fan of them anyway. So to whoever who wrote it, please be more matured, k? Be more mature and understanding like me, the one and only niviak. Muahahahaha.

My reply to that bitch, i mean young lady.

Lampe Berger @@

2006-04-04T18:28:00.000+08:00

Ahhhhhhh... After so long since my last post :P

LB aka Lampe Berger is a MLM company - multilevel marketing company. I guess many of you heard about it, the lamp, the plan, the RM2k & Rm30k.. I guess many of u been to the company b4 too Wisma HLA @ Jln Kia PenG -.- Fuyoo I remember!

I don't know much about this company though. I have some friends doing it as well. I been to the company and listen to their so called business plan. Don't know whether I was dumb or smart, I rejected it - to become LB distributor (in other words, recruiter/brainwasher)
Recently, my brother got brainwashed too, he brought the issue back home. And he keeps on saying "Fuck, i don't care i wanna join! " At that point, I really don't know how to "brainwash" him back. He sees LB as a Gold Mine, as if he could earn a lot from it. And guess what? The person who brainwashed my brother (the one who tried to brainwash me too) called me up and said:

LB member : Wei.. I know you're not interested, I respect your decision, but Jason is your brother, he has his own thoughts. You don't demoralize him.. Let him do
Mich: Oh... okok .. I know.. hehe, haha..

At that moment I felt like scolding her, Fuck what's the difference with your brainwashing? You can brainwash him I cannot meh ?? But she's my best friend, what can I say? I don't give a damn, I called up my parents and talk about it. Luckily my parents managed to stop him. Even though he wasn't happy about it, it's better than joining that MLM company and start recruiting everyone to pay RM2xxx to get the franchise!

Tell me is there any company asking people to pay RM2k to get the job and the funniest issue is.. you can briBE? You can pay RM30k to get a higher position? Holy crap? They never ending recruit and they claim themselves SELLING LAMPs. Hey come on u ppl selling lamp or the network? These ppl target students and make money from them. Like that everyone don't need study la, all go join MLM. You don't know you work like hell for your uplines, and you have to pay!? Pay to work for them? What is this? -.- ? Addition, does the product really follows the market price? I doubt.. I found this somewhere

Online Store: USD 35.20 (RM 133.76)
DCHL retail price: RM 222.00

Online Store: USD 698 (RM 2652.40)
DCHL Retail price: RM 7040.00

Wah!? Markup so god damn high? What happen to this company uh?? You can even get it cheaper @ Ebay. What business is this? Lamp business meh? Brainwash kids to get RM30k from their papa mama and throw it to the uplines. Some even quit their studies -.- And they tell the government they're selling lamps !? How many lamps u need to sell to get back RM30k?
How many students you wanna brainwash to get back your 30k? How many of them quit studies? How many of them start quarelling with their family to get 30k.

"No la,..ppl pay 30k stupid nia..you just need to pay RM2k to become franchisee ma... no loss la.."
Oh after a while, they pay 30k? RM2k is just a lure before they convince to the Count level!

"I just want to help you... this is a great opportunity for u la.. you just need this amount! Get 5ppl..blabla.."
Opportunity? Students quitting studies for this MLM. This is opportunity ah?

I don't mean you can't earn when u join. Some people do/don't but I'm sick of their attitudes. Asking people to join and brainwash people to get the money for it. The whole program is SucKing Money. They sell the plan to college kid and poor lady.. suck their money. Like this call opportunity?

=) I love LB

S.H.E

2006-03-31T14:22:00.000+08:00

Do you guys lurve S.H.E? Yes? No? Well, your thoughts doesn't count here. I saw this video long time ago, before this blog even existed. I just stumble upon it while arranging my files so that I have space to help niviak download his 10GB of College Fuck Fest. No, it's not MMU's College Festival althought I would like to hope so. Back to the video.... it's not a 'wow' video but the song is nice. It makes me laugh whenever I see the ending to this video, which I have edited to show just the end of it. Whatever she said in the video actually made some sense. That's like the smartest thing she ever said in her entire life. The whole thing is darn cute especially Hebe's (girl on the left) hand gesture at the end. Well, you got to see it to know what I'm talking about. :)

CV

2006-03-27T18:22:00.000+08:00

Monday blues. I was suppose to write a short essay to complete my CV for my upcoming Industrial Training. But due to my short-attention span, i ended up with a "fan-fiction" version of the real thing.

During my primary school years, I was a lazy boy. I hated school. I always think of ways to prevent myself from stepping foot into that dreaded place. I would pretend to be sick or run to the nearest kedai runcit just as my mom drove off. The reason for this is that I hated every single one of those pathetic life forms which you call classmates. I call them losers. They are a bunch of dumb nitwits that I have ever met in my life. Calling them retarded would be an insult to retarded people. Their IQ could be even compared to a single cell organism. Hence with my superior intelligence, I had a massive advantage over them. All I could recall in primary school was bullying, criticizing, blackmailing, and cheating my fellow classmates. Due to my powerful mind, I aced every puny test with no complications. During Standard 5 and 6, I was given the privilege to become a school dog (prefect) twice, which I declined that offer TWICE (the teachers are also that retarded) because I realized that there are a lot of flat-chested-under-developed-bimbos in my school that time are literally dying to become one of them just to gain popularity and I swore that I would never sunk so low to their standard.

As I reached secondary school, things are as much worst as my primary school. The teacher’s are much more incompetence and the students are blinded with unstable teenage hormones. I was elected to be the Quarter Master while I was studying in Form 3, which this time I did not decline because I can snooze off in the store room during Pendidikan Jasmani. This is way better than becoming a dog. You might have thought that I was not an active student due to my excessive sleeping in the store room. As a matter a fact I was very keen on competitive sports such as “lompat pagar”. No, not the fence that you see in your annual school sports day, but I’m talking about the fence which divided the school compound and the outside world. Even though I had never won a single medal, but I am one of the best in the school. Competing against the ah-bengs in my school had managed to cultivate my self confidence, self management and also showed me the stupidity of the ah-bengs. This is proven as I never got caught before. I was also a school champion in “lompat tembok”. This involved a 2m high brick wall situated behind the school yard which I still hold the school record of 3.5 seconds to clear the wall and make a mad dash to the nearest cyber café.

Upon completing my SPM, I wasted too much of my time lepaking that I forgot to make any effort in finding a college to go to. Hence, coming to MMU was a last-minute thingie. Staying away from home during my pre-u year had thought me many things. I learnt how to be independent, blow smoke-circles with my cigarette, the pleasure of playing truant and the true meaning of life without the constant nagging from my demented parents. I was not as active as I was as a teenage kid during my MMU years. To me, after the age of 20 would be a time when you start growing sideways instead of up ways and physical activities should be reduced. These tender moments should be spend drinking beer/ getting wasted and playing DOTA. The only working experience I had is working as a sales promoter for ¾ day. Yes, it’s not a typo, ¾ days. This is due to the stuck-up management asking me to leave because of my vibrant hair color of green and gold. They did give me time to have a haircut and come back to work but I decided to choose option B instead. Which was to show the biggest middle finger that I’ve ever shown right in the face of the manager and wished him and his “hamka” (Cantonese for whole family) a very healthy and prosperous future ahead. Therefore I hope to be working for your company to gain more exposure in the working world without any complications………… or a broken arm or leg.

So, what do you think? Do you think i have a shot if i really send this in?

More midterm break rantings

2006-03-26T01:16:00.000+08:00

Seriously, this issue has to come to an end real soon. You guys should stop bitching about having no midterm break this semester and do something useful. I just got this forwarded URL about an online petition, you can give it a look here.

"We, the student of Multimedia University, do hereby protest against the university's decision for not having a midterm break for the students to rest after a few hard weeks of studying."

Whoever that did this petition, 2 middle fingers and 2 middle toes to you. If you have time to actually make an online petition, why not use the time to rest your sissy ass. A few hard weeks of studying? I know hell lot of students who plays DOTA during the exam period. Studying hard? Go fuck your own balls!

Do you realize that if MMU were to grant you a one week break, all the planning for the coming academic year is screwed? No? Thought so too... Now go lick your ass!

When will we learn?

2006-03-21T20:31:00.000+08:00

Reply letter from MMU

When will MMU students learn to shut the fuck up? C'mon, i'm sick and tired of this little brats whining over such a small matter. Enough already. They have to understand that its already well planned by the folks in MMU management for what is best and futher changing it will severely affect our program structure. Grow some brains would ya.

I mean this is not the first time we got fucked in the ass by MMU management. Take the ptptn loan for example, especially for my batch of enginnering students. The ptptn officials made a mistake on our course duration but they didn't do anything about it. Not a single thing. One story i heard goes like this.

MMU : Its your mistake you filled in the wrong course duration.

Student: Then like that, the whole faculty also made the same mistake.

MMU : Eii, kamu jangan kurang ajar pada saya tau !!

Futhermore, there are things like clashing exam's slot, incorrect attendance and the list goes on and on. We just have to cope with it. Think about it, what can you do in that 1 week break? Its so short, just a blink of an eye and its over. Then you would have to drag your sorry ass back here. Is that worth wasting your precious breath arguing with those retards up there?

Goes to show that, we, not as MMU student alone but as Malaysian, only knows how to complain. The world doesn't owe you anything( stole this line from the dean......hehe). Remember the increased of 30cents in the oil price?

Malaysia Boleh~lar !!!

KNNCB~!!!

2006-03-18T20:13:00.001+08:00

Ma-chowder-hai~!! Took me 2 whole days to figure this torturous flash game.

Proves one thing though, i have fucking low IQ.
Just gimme some quadratic equations or integration and differentation, i'll be glad to do it.

Sidenote: what kind of parent hits their children when their spouse is not around ?!! maybe the creator of this game is the one with the fucking low IQ, not me. i bet his/her parent hits him/her alot, pitiful childhood ... haihhHhh~

Alcohol is Bad

2006-03-18T00:49:00.000+08:00

Kids, underage drinking is VERY bad,

but just wait till you're older,

and you can have all the booze you want,

like this kor kor here,

~a friendly public service announcement by bucketfullofshit~

How to know if your lecturer is an asshole....

2006-03-18T00:36:00.000+08:00

The first thing one need is an exam. Exams usually shows whether you paid attention in class, whether you copied notes or whether you study 10 years or 10 minutes before the exam. But...... I just found another use for exam. That is to test if your lecturer has a brain smaller than Paris Hiltons boobs. Therefore... your lecturer is an asshole if:

1) He changes the exam time without informing the students and act like it was like this all the while. The stated time was 7:45p.m. till 9p.m. but he changed it to 8-8:45p.m.

2) His 'superior' brain didn't think of informing students on which venue to go to. It was plainly stated the 3 venues but he neglected to inform us that lecture group EC301 is here, EC302 is there and EC303 is around that corner. Then he shouted at us to go to our respective venue, but we FUCK IT.

3) The paper was supposed to be 70% MCQ, 30% subjective but to our utter disbelief, it came out as fill in the blank and short explanation. Needless to say, I fill it with nonsense.

If your lecturer did any of the above, he's a certified idiot with a Sirim chop. Let's see some related pictures :)

Conspiracy theory 101

2006-03-16T16:07:00.000+08:00

Mid-term test is around the corner. And as usual when im under pressure, i'll be very paranoid. It's in the genes, took it from grandpa. Then i begun to think. Something unusual is happening in Faculty of Enginnering (FOE), something strange. No, not the extremely dark hallways during the night. No, not the ghostly whispers in the fire escape stairways. And No, not the mysterious "tandas rosak" situated on one of the floors(which by the way is forever rosak). It's something more menacing. Something weird. *queue x-files theme song*

Do you notice that alot of our lecturer had surname begining with "ch-". Even our dean , Prof. Chua, begins with a "ch". Doesn't it sound suspicious to you? Do you think there's a conspiracy going on? What does this all means?? Is there something hiding behind those smartly dressed engineer? Perhaps is one of the Prof's evil plan to take over the world( ala Pinky and the Brain )? Or maybe developing a new kind of hybrid-super-drones for the military, by combining different kind of genetic dna from every single "ch-" lecturer. Possible? Yes? No? Are you freaked out by now? I'm guessing not

But come to think about it, i find that most of those lecturers that i wish to choke to death with my belt had surname beginning with "ch-". There's Dr. Chooi, that walking nerd who have more grandmother's story than, well, my grandmother. Dr. Chai, the biggest(literally) babboon with a mindset similar(or less then) a giggling 11 year old school girl. And also the local version of the entire cast of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", the dean himself, Prof Chua. Does this proof that FOE hired them just by their surname?

Then what about the non-"ch" lecturers? Maybe they are the more capable ones. Maybe most of them are hired based on real qualification. Take Mr. Wong for example. I like his style of teaching, uses reward schemes(not scams) to get us learning. Not only teaching, some are just soooo kyooOOooottt~~~, eg. Dr Tan. She's like a little ipod nano which you can carry it around in your pocket. There's Mr. Shabiul(allegedly stated that god likes him), the toughest S.O.B that ever walked on the face of the earth. Are my assumptions totally plausible? Well with the exception of Mr. Siew, the chronic chain-smoker. His one smelly muthafucka. Kinda made you start thinking too, huh?

Not dis-respecting those with "ch-" surnames, especially narz

MP3 playerz

2006-03-16T01:51:00.000+08:00

today we'll compare the 4 mp3 players that exist in my house. the iPod, iPod nano, Creative MuVo and the Sony Ericsson K750i. the comparison is made based on the ones owned by my housemates and me.

iPod

it features a whopping 30GB of storage space, 20 hours of battery life, video function and a host of other useless crap. with a 30GB storage, u can practically dump all your music, 'homemade videos', the xxx videos and a naked pic of your mom. this is a truly all in one machine except that you cannot play any games on it. but dun be suprised if Apple comes out with a 'playable' version in the near future. if u ask me, the only thing i would use the iPod for is listen to music. i dun need to store my photos in there and view it when i feel lonely. i dun need to store my 'homemade videos', what if my iPod got stolen? then the whole world will recognise me and that girl. the earphones are a piece of shit. it lacks bass. so for those techno lovers (yes, u lame fuckers who listens to the music which has the same beat for every song) out there, u should give the earphones to me and get yourself a Sony earphones.
Pros - 30GB, video functoin, reflective back which acts as a mirror
Cons - earphones

iPod nano

this is just a smaller version of iPod. i'm not sure if it's the 2GB or 4GB model. it has up to 14 hours of playback time. the difference between this and the iPod is the storage size, physical size and it doesn't have the video function. therefore, no risk of you being famous for the wrong reasons. for the price of this small piece of junk, i'll say it's not worth it. it'll be quite a headache for me as i cannot fit all my songs in it. i have to take my time to choose the best 2/4GB os songs out of nearly 15GB. the shape isn't very appealing either...
Pros - small size
Cons - not worth the price

Creative MuVo TX FM

a tiny machine with 512MB of storage. it can act as a radio and voice recorder. the best thing about this player is it's ability to 'cucuk' into any computer's USB port without having to bring any cables like both the iPod and the K750. it has a pretty good earphones too. the radio is quite crappy as it's hard to get a clear reception. this unit has broken down 3 times since i bought it, asshole... the display is quite small but is sufficient to view all that is needed. it runs on a single AAA battery and can last up to 15 hours of nonstop music. it has the worst specs among the 3 but for a RM440 device, what can u expect la...
Pros - the USB friendly 'cucuk' ability, earphones, size
Cons - storage size

K750

now this thing is very different from the rest as it is actually a mobile phone with music playing ability. i think it has a 1GB storage. it has a 2 megapixel camera and it's colour screen. the best thing about this is bcoz it's a phone too. i cannot comment on the sounds quality as i have yet to listen to it properly. it can play up to hours of music. you can also play games, watch video and listen to the radio. now this is the phone where you can record your naughty home videos. a friendly reminder to all, please transfer your 'video' file into your computer or a safer place.
Pros - a camera phone
Cons - price, storage size

after listing down all the pros and cons of the above devices, here's my pick for the ultimate mp3 player:
1) iPod (it's just damn cool to own one)
2) K750 (it's a phone too)
3) MuVo ('cucuk' ability
4) nano (sorry la, the price is just too much)

Janice "Wei Lan" Vidal album review

2006-03-10T12:59:00.000+08:00

Warning : syok sendiri post

Day & Night Album

My Love

Oh god i can't get enough of her. Dear god , please. Why are you doing this to me? Please let me listen to other songs? Please release me of my addiction towards her?? PLEASE~!!!!!
But seriously, god, you don't have to that, coz i found my new religion, my new goddess, Janice Vidal. A mixed-race of Chinese, Korean and Filipino, she's founded by Leon Lai's record company and first caught the media's attention by singing one of Leon's essential tunes. Truthfully i don't really hear much cantonese song because to me, Hong Kong's artists has very little telent. Their singing ability are not to die for, they use their faces all the time and they try to do to many things at once. Many of them always go into acting and singing at the same time, which is a distraction from concentrating on their singing career.

Janice is different. Honestly i didn't know how she looks like when i heard her songs. This proves that she does not use her image. Definitely her unique voice caught my attention, very different compared to your typical Hongkie singer. Its charismistic and charming. Hypnotized me into a sea of unbalance hormons. She can sing well in cantonese, mandarin and english too. The negative side is, YES there are some cons, not everybody is perfect you know and im trying to be as "profesional" as possible. A few cover songs of other singers are used. And in both album, she recycle songs, english version and cantonese version, maybe just to fill out the album. But she don't have to do that, she's to talented to be doing fillers. I blame that prick Leon Lai, i blame you!! He who can't sing in the 1st place, trying to produce other ppl's album. Balik Beijing lar~!!

Conclusion, even though with my critics, i still think that the best is yet to come from her. She's still young, still raw. Only 2 albums and she is doing very damn well. I can't wait for her future albums.

My top picks from My Love album: 十個他不如你一個, 大哥, My Love My Fate, 心亂如麻

Day and Night album: In Love Again, 不可一世, 夏日傾情, My Eyes Don't Lie

My rating: 5 big "Fuck Yeah!"/5

I could put all the songs you know, but that wouldn't be fair, right? I don't know when im gonna stop listening it. Oh God, what ever happen to all my metal songs? Someone please throw me Slayer's "God hate us all" album before i turn into a softie.

Capote - Da Review

2006-03-09T02:24:00.000+08:00

see that guy above? that's the main actor for the film 'Capote' which recently won the 'Best Actor' award in the Academy Awards. it's him alright... looks kinda gay ain't it. well, he is gay. errr, i mean the character in the movie, not him, although he might be in real life. the film starts with Truman Capote, a famous writer, frolicking about with 'high class' people. he was telling this joke which was not funny at all, his voice almost made be leave a shoe mark on the cinema screen, his body language made me want to vomit (like those few times after i had too much Chivas). or did the film start with the scene of a brutal murder, one we call 'ham ka chan' in cantonese (direct translation - whole family die).

anyway... after reading about the murder, he decided to write a book about it. to do that, he visited the 2 murderers. he befriended one of them and eventually that 'beast' pour his heart out like a gay fella would do. he succeeded in finishing the book, the masterpiece. however, this was at the expense of both murderers. why? go watch the movie to find out... fast forward... in the end, he got fame and recognition but the murderers got the death sentence. sobs

this is a tale about love (Truman's relationship with his male partner), lies and deception. the director was able to channel the emotion in the film to the audience. the story was very well told. however, it was a bit draggy. 2 hours is just tooooo long. further more, the cinema had less than 15 people. i should have brought a chick and 'ahem' there instead of sitting next to 3 other guys. but it was a good movie, i enjoyed it. only downside was the sluggish storyline.oh, the gay-ness in this blog...

Rating - drank 4 cans of Pepsi out of 5
*but vomited 1/4 of it later*

Brokeback Mountain - Review

2006-03-07T12:47:00.000+08:00

Honestly, if its not because of all the hype bout gay cowboys, i don't think i'll have even a single ounce of watching it. C'mon, which part of "brokeback mountain" sounds gay to you. Anyway staight to the point, its about a story of 2 cowboys falling in love during their time together herding sheeps. Just look at it as a normal romance movie, only difference is that the director could not find a leading female actress and thus substituting it with ANOTHER male actor. Same old same old, boy meet boy, boy attracted to boy, boy feels lonely, they kiss, they hump, the end. Add some relationship problems in the middle and you'll have an award NOMINATED(not winning) movie.

The only positive plus of this movie, is the contrast of homosexsual relationship in a male-dominated culture which really caught my attention. Oooo, and also Anne Hathaway boooooooooobiess.

The sucky part, the story really kinda draggy and boring towards the end. When both characters went back to their normal life, getting married(with a female....don't get any stupid ideas), having children, those sorta things. Heath Ledger mumbling his lines during the whole movie causes much confusion. Jake Gyllenhaal does not look a single bit like a redneck cowboy, he still have his boyish looks even with the fake side burns and makeup. And also some guy kiss/hump guy scene, i admit, i have a slight homo-phobia. But definitely no problem if both of them are hooooot chicks.

In conclusion, good movie if you are into soft gay porn/romance. If you are a big homo-phobic, you should, by all means, avoid this and rent WWE Royal Rumble instead, where a group of men hugging, groping and cupping each other as an excuse to fight.

My rating : 1 "big middle finger"/5.

im still waiting for someone to shoot a film about 2 lesbian geisha falling in love. Whooo~ damn im getting horny already. At the mean time, im gonna indulge myself on some straight porn to cleanse myself of all this "gay-ness"

#3 shit

2006-03-07T02:20:00.000+08:00

So.. I'm invited to this shit uhuh

Quote: "unfortunately, one of our contributors happen to be in the same category"
It means me isn't it? Ok, I admit -_-

- the blueserver is full of young kids. i estimate it to be about 60% below 15yrs old, 20% below 21yrs old, 10% below 25yrs old and 10% above 25yrs old.
Me 22, not young, not old, been playing in blueserver for 1yr +

- they have really really bad english. probably they are still trying to learn english or they are just plain stupid. as the popular phrase goes, "my england very bad wan"
My english very bad meh? I don't think they're learning english, in fact they're learning how to curse people with beautiful shortforms. e.g. cb, knn, mch, diuz, wtfbbq, tfk, zha L dou .. etc etc

- they like to swear. the most popular word is "cibai", short form being "cb". another famous phrase is "defend la cibai".
I never scold cb, I just fark them (high class a bit)

- when their hero dies, it's never their fault. it's always about other players. "mahai, why that fella standing there wan. come help ma. make me die only".
It's the other way round, they scold me

- noobs are certainly not allowed to play DOTA unless there's a game stated otherwise. a noob will always be showered with profanities. u might even learn a new word. a message to all those 'pros', YOU were a noob once too.
Noob / pro? It's up to you to define.

-Pro in noob's eyes-
"Wahh...Pro la SA(stealth assasin)..."
SA lvl6 ward can kill ppl easily, tell me where to find SA noob??

-Noob complains pro-
"You stupid damn noob la u"
"Who say I'm noob? Look at your frags la? noob..."

-Pro complains #1-
"Need to gangbang me or not? 1v1 la.. noobs..."
Oh yea? DotA cannot gangbang? 1v1 might as well go play street fighter / KOF

-Pro complains #2-
"Oi u dunno lich wanna cast ultimate ah? U stay near me for fux? Stupid noob"
Oh yea? You stay near me what, you can't go the other side? Why must it be me?

IMHO, pro or noob, keep it to yourself, if you're so pro, who cares whether the other teamates are noobs or not ??! You can play yourself rite? PRO! -.-

- the DOTA freaks have absolutely no life at all. they can brag all they want about getting godlike all the time but truth is, you are just another lame mofo.
As long as he gets -GodLike- , ppl will treat him as if he's God
"wah so GenG la............... our hero......... wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
God saves the world so does Godlike player save his team, that's what DotA about isn't it?

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Since I can complain over here. So here's my first complain
Screw Cyberjaya! Why is there no CHINESE Food !!!!!!
Can someone fucking tell me why? There're hell lots of chinese student's in MMU but not even one chinese stall in campus?? Screw MMU! Yes Yes I'm racist! I hate Malay organization/food etc etc. So does MMU hates Chinese... Arh
Sobz, why maggi..

Second shit in the bucket

2006-03-07T00:49:00.000+08:00

wazzup guys, this is narz. if you frequent blueserver, you'll probably recognize this nick of mine. however....... i am not a DOTA freak at all. a friend mine is always using my account to play DOTA. therefore, if the narz in blueserver offended you guys, it's not me. this blog was created to review stuffs, be it food, music, books, movies, etc. anything that we find interesting. for my first review, i shall talk about DOTA. it's not much of a review, more like letting non-blueserver people know what's it like playing DOTA online. if you're reading this and have no idea what DOTA is, good, you HAVE a life. let's start the show.....

through my own observation and stories from my friends, i know a thing or two about those freaks in blueserver. unfortunately, one of our contributors happen to be in the same category. i shall not mention any names here. my 2 cents...

- the blueserver is full of young kids. i estimate it to be about 60% below 15yrs old, 20% below 21yrs old, 10% below 25yrs old and 10% above 25yrs old.
- they have really really bad english. probably they are still trying to learn english or they are just plain stupid. as the popular phrase goes, "my england very bad wan"
- they like to swear. the most popular word is "cibai", short form being "cb". another famous phrase is "defend la cibai".
- when their hero dies, it's never their fault. it's always about other players. "mahai, why that fella standing there wan. come help ma. make me die only".
- noobs are certainly not allowed to play DOTA unless there's a game stated otherwise. a noob will always be showered with profanities. u might even learn a new word. a message to all those 'pros', YOU were a noob once too.
- the DOTA freaks have absolutely no life at all. they can brag all they want about getting godlike all the time but truth is, you are just another lame mofo.

i'm glad that i'm a noob in this game. for all u DOTA players out there, if you do any of the things mentioned, you have no life. just a disclaimer for this blog, it is intended to be a place where we fuck around with our reviews. if you feel offended, then fuck off.

Introduction

2006-03-07T00:40:00.000+08:00

ALAS.... A bucket full of shit is born. A blog site mainly to review whatever tom, dick and jane objects that we can get our hands on. A site created mainly for one purpose and one purpose only, in-your-face pure BULLSHIT!!. If you are hoping for a profesional site with accurate reviews then this is the wwrong site for you to waste your pityful time on. Be prepared to be bombarded with overly biased reviews, bad english, profanity, irresponsible quotes, disturbing images, and maybe a touch of homo-bashing. So whatever it is, albums, artist, handphone, mp3 player, food, games, movies, toilets, we'll review it!!

But seriously jokes aside, don't take our words for real. Please. We won't be held responsible if your friends start throwing stones at you.